Me: I should do something with my life
Me: *opens tumblr*

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

4 hours ago with 1,573,598 notes via hi ( source: anus )

notchicken:

I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife 

who identifies as female 

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

image

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

thesassycat:

asammyg:

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?! I WANT TO DO THIS. 

It’s literally showing you how to do it

tsundeanre:

skwair-one:

witchywomanx:

calima-eirien:

This relationship

This relationship? I mean if you’re into being sold to a man who’s abusive and rapes you but eventually learns to love you, then yes. This relationship.

Drogo leads Daenerys off to consummate the marriage. A thirteen-year-old girl who had been abused by her brother for most of her life and had been given no say in the marriage, Daenerys is terrified of her bridegroom and expects to be raped. Despite his fierce reputation, however, Drogo proves to be a surprisingly considerate lover. Although he and Dany share no common language, he establishes that he understood the word “no,” then begins touching her gently. He does not begin to have intercourse with her until Dany expresses her consent and initiates it. This tender wedding night set the tone for their marriage, which becomes a remarkably happy one.”

I haven’t gotten into Game of Thrones, but I hear this is one of the differences from the Television show and Novels that some people got annoyed/mad about.

I haven’t read the books (yet) but even I’m pissed off about that difference.

oldtimefriend:

Hungary 1980

Photo: Guy Le Querrec

oceanscas:

so I hear selfies are in this season

HW